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  1. wakngah

    wakngah Newbie

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    Mama : "Pa, kalo ibu mu & aku tenggelam barengan, siapa yaʼnĝ papa tolong??".
    Papa : "yaa ibu ku lah,emang mama yang lahirin papa?"
    Mama : "iihh papaa..."
    Papa : "iya doonkk, tapi habis selamatin ibu,papa akan tenggelam bersama muu.." hahaayyyy....Prikitiwww..
     
    wakngah, Oct 29, 2011
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  2. anu-eta-tea

    anu-eta-tea Super Hero

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    ane: hi cantik.. bapak kamu yg punya gugel ya?
    miss G: ko kamu tau?
    ane: krn kau telah mengpaimin-issuekan hatiku :D

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    ane: hi.. mbak ko mirip nomer MTCN ya?
    kasir WU: mirip apanya mas?
    ane: sama-sama 10 digit cantiknya :D
    :lovekiss:
    kasir WU: aah si mas'nya bisa aja..
    ane: laah emang bisa kan?
    kasir WU: bisa apa mas?
    ane: bisa mencairkan hatiku... eeeh maksudnya mencairkan WU saya mbak :D
    kasir: (senyam-senyum..)
    ane: (prikitiw...)
    :lol:
     
    anu-eta-tea, Oct 29, 2011
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  3. baemalwa

    baemalwa Super Hero

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    Publisher Sejati :komunis:
     
    baemalwa, Oct 31, 2011
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  4. vandeputra

    vandeputra Ads.id Fan

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    gile bener, rayuan rayuan maut nie... wajib di simpan:D
     
    vandeputra, Oct 31, 2011
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  5. baemalwa

    baemalwa Super Hero

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    langsung praktek mas brooo...
    :D
     
    baemalwa, Nov 6, 2011
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  6. hermawantobudi

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    apa bener kakak
     
    hermawantobudi, Nov 8, 2011
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  7. sempolnet

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    Inilah hiburan yang bisa membuatku terpikal2 memang mantap..:lol:
     
    sempolnet, Nov 8, 2011
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  8. docran

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    Yang... Sadar nggak betapa indah hubungan kita.

    Kamu tertawa.... Aku tertawa

    Kamu menangis..... Aku menangis

    Kamu terjatuh... Aku tertawa sampai nangis
     
    docran, Nov 8, 2011
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  9. nenkai

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    wkwkkwkw thread lama bangkit,, tp tetep bikin ngakak nie, manteb2 jurus nya,,
    syg ane ga punya jurus maut,, hehehe
     
    nenkai, Nov 8, 2011
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  10. DinarBlogS

    DinarBlogS Ads.id Fan

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    sumpah ngakak :lol:, ampe satu warnet liatin ane,,,
     
    DinarBlogS, Nov 8, 2011
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  11. docran

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    Haha, untung nggak ampe nangis ketawanya bro
     
    docran, Nov 8, 2011
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  12. masroy

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    :lol: ampe mules ane

    :kembang: serasa gak punya tulang ane :lol:
     
    masroy, Nov 8, 2011
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  13. D'ramaelis tya

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    Raja gombal versi Andre:
    Andre: Neng... Bapak kamu polisi ya?
    Listia: kok tahu bank..?
    Andre: karena kamu telah menilang hatiku
    :D
     
    D'ramaelis tya, Nov 9, 2011
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  14. xtmxady

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    A : yank, kamu kayak ketiak . . . :senyum:

    B : halah, sialan kau woy ! . . . Kalau aq ketiak, kamu apa ?!

    A : aku REXONA nya, kan aku selalu setia setiap saat

    B : ihi ihi i i abang bisa ajah. . .
     
    xtmxady, Nov 9, 2011
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  15. Nadita009

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    HAhahah ane gk mau gombalin cew gan,,,ane mau digombalin gan heheh.. :p :p
     
    Nadita009, Nov 23, 2011
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  16. naruchi

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    :)) ternyata selain jago Ngerayu Google mastah mastah disini pinter bikin gombalan

    ikut nyumbang ah:
    cowo:Bapa kamu pemain suling ya?
    cewe:emangnya kenapa?
    cowo:soalnya kamu telah mengteroretkan hatiku #Eh
    :silau:
     
    naruchi, Nov 28, 2011
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  17. halflight

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    Raja gombal Andre versi GAGAL!!!

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    Co: Bapa kamu... :hmm:

    Ce: Kok tau! :jatuhcinta:

    Co: Belum BEGO!!! :hahaha2:

    Ce: :kaget:

    PLAK!!!

    Co: :tampar:

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    Co: Bapa kamu pelaut ya...? :mawar:

    Ce: Bapa yang mana nih? ada 3 soalnya :swt:

    Co: :heh?:
     
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    halflight, Dec 11, 2011
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  18. komikfox

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    paling ngakak baca gombalan ente, makasih sob hiburan ditengah hujan :cheers:
     
    komikfox, Dec 11, 2011
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  19. Gozila

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    hahaa agan2 pada humoris ya:) jago juga
     
    Gozila, Dec 13, 2011
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  20. halflight

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    hehee... thx mas gan... :D

    yang laen donk yang laen... pengan baca gombalan gombalan terbaru nie... :lol:
     
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