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Beda Wanita dan Cewek dari Aktivitas FB

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by shelfie, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. shelfie

    shelfie Super Hero

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    Dulunya aq berpikir Pria & Cowok itu sama,
    Wanita & Cewek itu juga sama.
    Tapi setelah aq bertapa 3hari 3malam 3jam 3menit 3detik disebuah Jamban bintang 5, akhirnya aq bisa ngerti ternyata sangat berbeda.. Dilihat dari cara dia menggunakan Jejaring Sosial seperti Facebook..

    1. Nama
    Pria/wanita: pakai nama asli, contoh: Putra Utama atau Putri Dewi
    Cowok/Cewek: pakai nama sepanjang tali jemuran,
    contoh: Poetra Oetama Chayank Khamoe Celamanya atau Putrie Dewie Tak Ingin Dishakitie

    2. Status
    Pria/wanita: jarang bikin status
    Cowok/cewek: bikin status sekali 5menit

    3. Tulisan status
    Pria/wanita: kalo pun bikin status tapi jelas, singkat & padat
    contoh: saatnya tidur !
    Cowok/cewek: status dibikin pakai kalkulator & aneh
    contoh: '4QuH m0 b0Bo'
    atau bikin status kayak gini: m0 bObO t4pi ?? ( Tapi apanya kampret??, berharap ada yg coment trus nanya tapi apa?, haha )

    4. Status hubungan
    Pria/wanita: banyak yg disembunyikan, soalnya itu privasi & ga penting juga..
    Cowok/cewek: hari ini Lajang, besok Nikah, trus Lajang lagi kemudian tunangan kemudian berpacaran dgn si A atau si B (pusing)

    5. Hubungan kekeluargaan
    Pria/wanita: jarang ada
    Cowok/cewek: adiknya si A, kakaknya si B C D E F G, paman si H, nenek si I, Cucu si J, Bapak si K, Emak si L (hahaha keluarga cemara)

    6. Foto profil
    Pria/wanita: jarang ganti
    Cowok/cewek: sering gonta ganti

    7. Upload Foto
    Pria/wanita: jarang upload
    Cowok/cewek: sering banget upload foto, lagi sama si itu di upload, lagi nyetir mobil di upload, nyetir becak, lagi boker, lagi ngupil, lagi tidur, lagi kena gampar, pokoknya semua di upload wkwkwk

    8. Like
    Pria/wanita: kalo suka sama status seseorang kasih Like
    Cowok/cewek: suka ga suka malah ga ngerti yg penting Like & berharap Like balik ke status dia, seneng banget kalo statusnya banyak yg Like, padahal org Like karena terpaksa..

    9. Fp
    Pria/wanita: baca Fp kalo suka kasih Like, kalo coment sekedarnya
    Cowok/cewek: suka ga suka Like, kalo coment Add me Add me ( napa ga lo aja yg Add ?? )

    10. Pria/wanita: baca status ini senyum2 :)
    Cowok/cewek: kampret nyindir gue lo !!

    Nah kamu termasuk yg mana ?? :) .
     
  2. unregistered000

    unregistered000 Hero

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    ane nobatkan ane seorang PRIA
    (kayaknya orang sini pria/wanita semua deh)

    kalau mau cari cewe atau cowo biasanya di grup fb : jombloers dsb :lol:
     
  3. masadi

    masadi Super Hero

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    biarlah temen2 ane yang nilai ane masuk kategori yang mana... :senyum:
     
  4. nekaters

    nekaters Hero

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    ente yg mana kok update status dimari? :lol:
     
  5. naruto45

    naruto45 123

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    :lol: :lol: wkwkwk.... bacanya aja malah bikin tertawa :lol:
     
  6. tigis

    tigis Super Hero

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    wkwkwkww, ijin copas ke status :lol:
     
  7. bangfani

    bangfani Ads.id Starter

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    wah berarti ane termasuk pria gan:D
     
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    dwi.nugroho Ads.id Pro

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    Pria idaman selalu :senyum:


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  9. shelfie

    shelfie Super Hero

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    dinobatkan sendiri ya :senyum:
     
  10. dotyahoo

    dotyahoo Super Hero

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    wes pokoknya aku padamu mbag :kiss:
     
  11. noahpeter

    noahpeter Ads.id Pro

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    Ikut nambahin sis..
    Pria/wanita : jarang bikin thread, kalo bikin thread yang bermanfa'at
    Cowok/Cewek : Sering banget bikin thread di forum chit chat, isinya ga mutu juga...:D
     
  12. gaulia93

    gaulia93 Ads.id Pro

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    Menurut ciri-ciri diatas, ane termasuk PRIA TULEN :D
     
  13. Pengemi$

    Pengemi$ Ads.id Pro

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    Ntu sama aja alay, kaya'y ane masuk kriteria PRIA
     
  14. Pahlawan_Berwajah_Tampan

    Pahlawan_Berwajah_Tampan Hero

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    PRIA? so pasti gue banget gitu loh
    kalo ts sendiri???
     
  15. anwarcasello

    anwarcasello Super Hero

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    :lol:
    untung ane seorang pria... PP aja seumur hidup baru ganti 2/3 kali.. :komunis:
     
  16. mas.tomix

    mas.tomix Super Hero

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    Pagi2 gini udah ngakak baca yg ini.. :D
    makasih udah share..
    kalo ane masuk kategori Pria Idaman.. Aamiin :)
     
  17. muridbelajar

    muridbelajar Hero

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    Kagak punya facebook, masuknya ke kategori yang mana ya ???:hmm2:
     
  18. Man2Man

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    hahaha lucu tapi keyataan !kayaknya si TS seorang detektif ,coz bisa detail bangeet! LOL
     
  19. travianer86

    travianer86 Mastah

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    haha, ada2 aja ente sis..
     
  20. lee yunshu

    lee yunshu Ads.id Pro

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    Ane juga ngikut di Pria aja deh.. :komunis:
     

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