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[JOKE] Malam Pertama Duda Pinter dan Janda Kembang

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  1. tuyul

    tuyul Ads.id Fan

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    Pagi semuanya, Pagi om mimin, om momod, jika memang gak perlu hapus aja threadnya.. Cuma hiburan aja kok setelah Panda 11 update kemarin, mungkin ada beberapa di sini yang langsung Galau :lol: .. Langsung saja:

    Malam Pertama Duda Pinter dan Janda Kembang

    Tiga bulan setelah suaminya meninggal, Enny dijodohkan orang tuanya dengan Yopi, duda kampung sebelah. Meskipun sebetulnya masih berduka, Enny akhirnya setuju kumpul dengan Yopi.

    Malam pertama mereka, Enny menunggu di tempat tidur, selimutan. Saat Yopi membuka selimut dia melihat Enny tanpa busana, tanpa bra, tapi mengenakan CD warna hitam.

    Enny bilang, "Mas Yopi.. bibirku.. tubuhku.. dadaku.. milikmu sekarang..tapi… maaf mas.. yang berpakaian hitam dibawah.. dia masih berduka cita.."

    Yopi mikir sejenak :ting:, trus dia bilang.. "Nggak pa-pa say.. tapi sebentar ya.."
    Yopi ke kamar mandi. Balik dari kamar mandi, dia sudah tak berpakaian dan hanya mengenakan 'balon pengaman' berwarna hitam sambil nyengir Yopi bilang,

    "Say.. yang berpakaian hitam dibawah ini.. dia mau menyampaikan bela sungkawa sedalam dalamnya!!"

    %^&*#$^
    Bisa aja ni duda akalnya :lol: :lol:

    PS & WARNING: 17++ , don't try at home & satrhea jangan baca :lol:
     
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    tuyul, Jan 23, 2012
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  2. masadi

    masadi Super Hero

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    Waduh... Jokenya dalam banget bro... :lol:
     
    masadi, Jan 23, 2012
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  3. Zharfan

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    ikut baca thread nya :D
     
    Zharfan, Jan 23, 2012
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  4. pwchinaga

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    hahahahahha
    ngkak abis gua
    ijin share,buat status di fb:D
    like mluncur:))
     
    pwchinaga, Jan 23, 2012
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    yg masih di bawah umur tidak dianjurkan baca joke ini ya . . :lol:
     
    agusrahmadi, Jan 23, 2012
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    wkwkwkwkwk...nyleneh ni jokenya.. :lol:
     
    anggra21, Jan 23, 2012
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    duda semprul wkwkwkw
     
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    wakakakaka,
    mantab jokenya, vulgar tapi nyambung. :))
     
    bed_boy, Jan 23, 2012
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  9. satya17

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    ane masih di bawah umur neh, ga mau baca tapi ikut ketawa aja :lol:
     
    satya17, Jan 23, 2012
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  10. park3r

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    hehehehe joke 17+ keatas :D
    anak kecil harusnya dilarang baca
     
    park3r, Jan 23, 2012
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    Hus Saru... tapi asli ngakan lucu... hahaha..
     
    Alfiano, Jan 23, 2012
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    :lol::lol::lol::ngiler2:
     
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    waaah 17+ ke atas nih hahaha :lol:
     
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    joke vulgar, tapi ngakak.. :sst: jgn keras2... :lol:
     
    kajakaro, Jan 23, 2012
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    asuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lucu ngakak gw

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    tuyul sablenggggg bikin ngakak gw aja :lol::lol:
     
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    sedalam2 nya ya bro.. keren juga tuh dukanya.. :lol:
     
    aditwebid, Jan 23, 2012
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  19. deargodiouz

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    vulgar bgt om ane masih dibawah umur nih :hmm:
     
    deargodiouz, Jan 23, 2012
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  20. Pemula_1991

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    Bacaan khusus 17++

    Ane ngakak bacanya :lol:

    Untung dah 17 tahun lebih. :D
     
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