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  1. bondan13

    bondan13 Ads.id Fan

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    co : neng.. pasti ibu kamu waktu hamil suka minum kopi ya..
    ce : kok tau...:confused:
    co : abis kamu selalu bikin aa ga bisa tidur:mawar:

    co : neng.. pasti bapak kamu tukang gali sumur ya..
    ce : kok tau...:-/
    co : kan aa anakbuah nya:komunis:
    ce::kaget:
     
    bondan13, Feb 20, 2011
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  2. titah

    titah Ads.id Pro

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    Cowok: anyak gendeng alias rodho sinthing yen gagas status facebook

    cewek:gelem2 eram dadi w0ng gendeng n sinting,hahaha

    cowok:nyatane malah mesam-mesem ,senyum2 sendiri koyo mengkono,yen di ngerteni wong sik g mudeng ,mesti dikiro sinthing

    cewek: ndang dg0w0 ng RSJ ae,haha

    cowok: gawanen nyo? opo neng mangunjayan ,,tp ora oleh didukani simbok...kkkkkk

    cewek: maksud"e

    cowok:eneng wong edan neng ngarepan liwat,terno neng RSJ

    cewek: m0h ngrep0ti :D

    cowok :haaaaaaaa :lol: :lol:
     
    titah, Feb 20, 2011
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  3. nurmuhammad

    nurmuhammad Super Hero

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    Ane kok sedih ya bacanya... :( kayanya ngingetin ane nih jadi malah sedih

    ane belum bisa bikin TS, ntar belajar dulu :))
     
    nurmuhammad, Feb 21, 2011
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  4. Hadi_

    Hadi_ Newbie

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    tambah atu nih :))

    " I would die for you, but would you die WITH me ?? " :lol:


    ada lagi nih ,,,

    " Aku bersedia mati untukmu, maukah kamu mati DULUAN untukku ?? " :bye:
     
    Hadi_, Feb 21, 2011
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  5. baemalwa

    baemalwa Super Hero

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    knp sedih om???:hmm::hmm:
     
    baemalwa, Feb 27, 2011
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  6. febrilatif

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    jadi inget pas muda dolo :lol:
     
    febrilatif, Feb 27, 2011
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  7. baemalwa

    baemalwa Super Hero

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    wakakkak
    yg tua kan boleh juga ngegombal om...
    tapi ke istri nya yaa.....
    jgn ke temen anaknya :lol:
     
    baemalwa, Oct 17, 2011
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  8. widi140277

    widi140277 Banned

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    BAEM ..kURANG KERJAAAN

    :)):)):))
     
    widi140277, Oct 17, 2011
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  9. smile1714

    smile1714 Super Hero

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    Aku ( A ) pacar ( P )

    A : Ayah kamu seorang pelaut ya?
    P : Iya, emangnya kenapa?
    A : Karena kau telah bersandar di pelabuhan cinta ku
    P : Ih kamu bisa aja ( malu-malu )
     
    smile1714, Oct 17, 2011
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  10. baemalwa

    baemalwa Super Hero

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    Dari pada ente....

    KURANG GANTENG :komunis:
     
    baemalwa, Oct 18, 2011
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  11. Bloggermacz

    Bloggermacz Super Hero

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    Langsung saja,.

    Cwe: Yaang koq dah 3 hari gak sms?? sakit ?
    Cwo: Gak koq ( Urus blog :D)
    Cwe: Lah,koq aku nda pernah di sms?? kag ada pulsa??
    Cwo: gak (padahal memank ngga ada :D)
    Cwe: Trus kenapa donk ???
    Cwo: Aku sengaja untuk nda sms kamu,nda nelpon kamu,.sya hanya memberikan kamu sedikit waktu untuk merindukanku !!
    Cwe: Preeeeeetttt.


    True Story :lol:
     
    Bloggermacz, Oct 18, 2011
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  12. dedisyd

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    bangun tidur langsung seger baca thread ini, ayo gombalers tunjukan aksimu....
    :semangat!:
     
    dedisyd, Oct 18, 2011
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  13. cy99dasilva

    cy99dasilva Ads.id Pro

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    Kalo ane nyumbang puisi aja gan .



    " Orang Di Utara bilang Gunung Itu Indah "
    " aku hanya bisa diam "
    " Orang Di selatan Bilang laut itu Indah "
    " aku hanya bisa diam "
    " Orang di timur bilang Laut itu indah "
    " aku hanya bisa diam "
    " orang di barat bilang permata itu indah "
    " aku hanya bisa diam "
    " tapi semua orang di Utara, Selatan , Barat , Timur , Terdiam Ketika Aku bilang "
    " Kamu yang paling indah "

    :kembang:

    ​
     
    cy99dasilva, Oct 18, 2011
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  14. iqbal16

    iqbal16 Newbie

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    kren kren gan ngegembel nya.......lanjut. .. .
     
    iqbal16, Oct 18, 2011
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  15. irfanesia

    irfanesia Super Hero

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    co:kemaren abis ikutan test IQ nih sayang, dan hasilnya:
    IQ padamyu

    ce: :lovekiss:
     
    irfanesia, Oct 18, 2011
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  16. crazydreamer

    crazydreamer Newbie

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    ane :mbak bapaknya jualan bunga yagh :D,
    mbak yg cakep: emang knpa mas ?
    ane: karena kamu telah memflowerkan hati ku :D:silau:
    mbak yg cakep: lol:lol:
     
    crazydreamer, Oct 19, 2011
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  17. baemalwa

    baemalwa Super Hero

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    wuis kerren banget yang ini....
    izin praktek
    :komunis:
     
    baemalwa, Oct 19, 2011
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  18. superkunam

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    kalau ini 100% gombal
    wakakakak.. parah dah

    ---------- Post added at 04:17 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:15 PM ----------
    ini mirip sama rayuan ane ketika SMA dulu
     
    superkunam, Oct 21, 2011
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  19. WIDIE

    WIDIE Banned

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    co; kamu tahu ga mata aku ga rela berkedip kenapa
    ce; karena mata aku ga rela kehilangan kamu walau sekedip mata pun :silau:
     
    WIDIE, Oct 23, 2011
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  20. shinrar

    shinrar Newbie

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    bgus gan
    sy jd tertwa trus jg sya dapet inspirasi loh k kerabat bisnis saya n tmn saya
    mksh y:D
     
    shinrar, Oct 29, 2011
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