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  1. semutdanlaba2

    semutdanlaba2 Hero

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    Aku pengen punya cowok kesatria

    *axis banget :D
     
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  2. Tn.Farid

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    HAHAHA, hiburan di tengah cuaca hujan
    gua nyumbag satu

    Co: Neng... kok kamu nggak pake kudung, kenapa?
    Ce: Karena Bapak ku yang larang aku pake kudung !!!
    Co: Emang kenapa kalo kamu pake kudung
    Ce: Karena Aku sebenarnya Laki-Laki...:swt2:
    Co: :kebo:
     
    Tn.Farid, Jan 10, 2012
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  3. fhany

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    :lol: :lol: ngakak liat kata" rayuan para mastah. :D
     
    fhany, Jan 10, 2012
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  4. amixpamot

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    • Cowok: Bapak kamu montir ya?
    • Cewek: iya, kok tau bang?
    • Cowok: pantesan muka ente dekil kaya ubin bengkel.
    • Cewek: [-([-([-(
     
    amixpamot, Jan 10, 2012
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  5. caturariadie

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    Cowok : Neng Liat Telapak Kakinya Donk
    Cewek : Buat apa Bang?
    Cowok : Abang Pengen Liat Surga untuk anak-anak abang #eaaaaa
     
    caturariadie, Jan 14, 2012
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  6. Googlr

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    wakakaa lawkannya gan :lol:
     
    Googlr, Jan 19, 2012
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  7. jondol

    jondol Newbie

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    boleh neh belajar nge gembel dari adsense id
     
    jondol, Jan 20, 2012
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  8. ANARYA

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    Mau coba ngegombal juga ah..:silau:

    Cowok : Kamu punya kunci apa aja sih?
    Cewek : Kunci rumah, kunci mobil, kunci lemari. Emang ada apa?
    Cowok : Punya nggak kunci untuk membuka hatimu kepadaku?
     
    ANARYA, Jan 20, 2012
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  9. wawan555

    wawan555 Ads.id Pro

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    rayuan live lewat fb :

    pertama :
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    Berikutnya :
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    terakhir :
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    hehe itu pengalaman ane :silau:
     
    wawan555, Jan 20, 2012
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  10. ahmed99

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    Versi koplak aje ya gan, :D

    Ce : Bapak Aa arkeolog ya?
    Co : *bangga* Betul, neng. Tau drmn?
    Ce : Tuh, muka Aa kayak fosil
    Co : *banting stir* *nabrak sapi*

    Ce : Kl diibaratkan kuliner, yg pas ngegambarin eneng apa, A?
    Co : Gulali dong, kan manis. Kl Aa?
    Ce : Ngg.. Kerak telor.
    Co : +____+

    Ce : Kalo diibaratkan tokoh dongeng, neng kyk siapa, A?
    Co : Cinderella dong. Kalo Aa siapa?
    Ce : Umm, Shrek..
    Co : COT!! >,<


    Ce : liat katy perry yuk?
    Co : Hayuk, neng..
    Ce : Loh, kok ke pelabuhan, A?
    Co : Katanya mau liat kapal peri?
    Ce : COT!! ><
     
    ahmed99, Jan 20, 2012
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  11. ekoarw

    ekoarw Ads.id Pro

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    mas lalau yg mana gan...
     
    ekoarw, Jan 21, 2012
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  12. Lemang_Tamai

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    dari pada kau bunuh aq dengan cintamu...

    TRIAD - Pasrah hehehhee
     
    Lemang_Tamai, Jan 21, 2012
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  13. raiction

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    aduh sakit perut gan...
    ane gak bisa buat begituan gan
    so
    NUMPANG NGAAAAKKAAAKKKK AJJJAA YAA:lol:
     
    raiction, Jan 24, 2012
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  14. BushidoBach

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    T : ibu kamu tukang jamu ya ?
    J : kok tau sih
    T : karena kau telah mengkukubimakan hatiku
    J : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    :D
     
    BushidoBach, Jan 25, 2012
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    ngakak ane baca yg ini... ha ha ha :lol:
     
    halflight, Jan 25, 2012
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  16. aditrisqi

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    HHAHAHA...PADA jaGO ngerayu yakk>>
     
    aditrisqi, Jan 25, 2012
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  17. xavierix

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    luluh hatiku membaca gombalanmu
     
    xavierix, Jan 25, 2012
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  18. rajagombal

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    Cwo : kmu tau gag bda’nya GBK am hti aku ?Cwe : engga tau , mmang apa ?Cwo : klo GBK bsa mnampung beribu” orang ..Tpi klo hti aku cma bsa mnampung kmu seorang ,,cwe : gombal >”,
     
    rajagombal, Jan 25, 2012
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  19. babez

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    wkwkwkwkwkwk, aduh aduh, ada ada saja teman2 ni,,, perut saya sampai sakit,,,,hihihihhihii....:)
    moga yg ini lom kepake..
    co: bpk kamu tukang bikin kendang ya?
    ce: kok tau..
    co: krn kau telah menabuh cinta di dadaku...
    maap ya kalo jelek, bis ini perut masih sakit baca2 yg di atas...salam..:)
     
    babez, Jan 26, 2012
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  20. sarjiyo

    sarjiyo Ads.id Pro

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    ce: bapak km tukang tambal ban ya mas..:D
    co: kok tau dek.
    ce: soalnya muka mas penuh tambalan..:D
    co: Haduuhhh...T.T

    maap garing gan..:D
     
    sarjiyo, Jan 26, 2012
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