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[JOKE] Misteri WANITA

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by northpole, Feb 6, 2013.

  1. northpole

    northpole Hero

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    Wanita : bajunya bagus yah?
    Pria : beli
    Wanita : tp mahal
    Pria : demi istri
    Wanita : lg bnyk keperluan bln ini
    Pria : ya udah ga usah
    Wanita : ok, mau deh
    Pria : .......


    Wanita : aku bagus ga pake ini?
    Pria : bagus
    Wanita : tp kyknya aku keliatan gemuk klo pake ini
    Pria : ya udh pake yg lain
    Wanita : tuh kaan...AKU GEMUK!
    Pria : -_-'


    Pria : baju barunya bikin kamu makin cantik
    Wanita : ooo...jd kalo pake baju lain aku jelek?
    Pria : *kejang2*


    Pria : aku anter ya
    Wanita : ga usah, aku bisa sendiri
    Pria : ya deh
    Wanita : kamu tega aku pulang sendirian?
    Pria : *gigit sepatu*


    Pria : maafin aku ya...kamu gpp kan?
    Wanita : aku gpp
    Pria : oke, good
    Wanita : KAMU GA SENSITIF!
    Pria : *mimisan*


    Wanita : aku dong, beli sepatu ini 150rb, murah ya?
    Pria : di toko sana 145rb
    Wanita : APAAA...!?!?! >:O
    Pria : *selisih goceng doang*


    Wanita : jgn hub aq lagi!
    Pria : knp?
    Wanita : males sm kamu
    Pria : iya
    *esoknya*
    Wanita : kamu kebangetan ya, bknnya baikin aq, malah ngilang!


    Wanita : cantik mana aku sama dia?
    Pria : kamu
    Wanita : bohong!
    Pria : ya udah, cantik dia
    Wanita : kamu jahat! kita putus!
    Pria : *cry*


    Pria : tasnya 500rb
    Wanita : mahal, ga usah
    Pria : kalo yg ini 1,2jt disc 50%
    Wanita : wow! hrs dibeli ni, jarang" ada diskon 50%
    Pria : *ehem*


    Wanita : baju merah/hitam?
    Pria : yg merah OK
    Wanita : hitam jg bagus kan?
    Pria : iya sih
    *ujung2nya pake yg krem*


    Wanita : bbm-an yuk
    Pria : lg kerja
    Wanita : kamu jahat!
    Pria : ok2, ada apa?
    Wanita : bentar2...ada PING!
    Pria : *ngelusdada*


    Pria : mau makan apa?
    Wanita : terserah
    Pria : ayam?
    Wanita : berminyak
    Pria : ikan?
    Wanita : nggak ah, amis
    Pria : trus makan apa?
    Wanita : terserah!
    Pria : *stroke*


    Wanita : eh dia cantik yah?
    Pria : iya, cantik
    Wanita : cantik mana sm aku?
    Pria : ...(trauma)
    Wanita : CANTIK MANAAA...!!
    Pria : cantikan kamu-lah
    Wanita : bohong!


    Misteri Wanita = *derita pria*
     
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  2. Cendol

    Cendol Ini Bisa Sampai Berapa Kata ?

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    wkwk mayan nih buat obat boring :lol:
     
  3. Daeng Aco

    Daeng Aco Super Hero

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    hax hax hax hax wanita lebih susah dari pada rumus matematika! :lol::lol:
     
  4. aliasnawi

    aliasnawi Super Hero

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    hehehehe.. udah sering baca di fanspage
     
  5. degungJagung

    degungJagung Super Hero

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    boleh ngakak ga yaa?
    :lol:
     
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    lapri Ads.id Pro

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    sebagian pernah ngalamin Gan,,, wanita memang begitu,, tapi walopun gitu, tetap suka ama wanita :komunis:
     
  7. northpole

    northpole Hero

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    ane dapetnya dari BBM.
    kalo fp ane gak pernah gabung fp aneh aneh..jadi gak tau perkembangan fp fp alay :senyum:
     
  8. Rezan Dren

    Rezan Dren Banned

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    Wkwkwk... asli ini memang ada kejadian nyata nya
    :lol:
     
  9. gigiharif

    gigiharif Super Hero

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    bingung juga jadi pria :lol:
     
  10. jangkrikbos

    jangkrikbos Ads.id Pro

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    wah mirip ama yg di share ama ust felix di twitter bbrp hr yg lalu, tp tak masalah tetep ngakak kalo baca ini. Dunia wanita itu rumit cuy :lol:
     
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  11. ddsulaiman14254

    ddsulaiman14254 Newbie

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    haha,,lucu tuh
     
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    dwizz WriterBoom.com

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    Based on True Story nih :lol:
     
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    Pebisnisonline Super Hero

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    Hahahahhahaa... Pengalaman serupa :lol:
     
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    januaranas Super Hero

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    bener bener cocok sama kejadian cewek ane
    hahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  15. comodny

    comodny Super Hero

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    Saya pernah mengalaminya
    Pria2 yang pernah mengalami, mari :salaman:
    kita senasib :lol:
     
  16. cicit

    cicit Hero

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    tambahinra lucu2nya wkwkwk
     
  17. pancuraji

    pancuraji Super Hero

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    Ijin :lol: gan.. Wanita emang aneh hiks..
     
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    :lol: bener banget tuh
     
  19. be_honest

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    :lol: malem2 jdi nyengir2 sendiri
     
  20. camie_ayapoe

    camie_ayapoe Traveller Blogger

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    Hati wanita memang lebih dalam daripada empang belakang rumah :lol: :lol:
     

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